So there has been a lot of stink lately about Barak Obama using the term, “lipstick on a pig”. Speculation has run rampant reagarding exactly what he meant, to the point that some even suggested that he was referring to Palin as a pig, hence the feminist uproar and backlash, all working according to the Republican playbook.
People please. Palin is not the pig in the current GOP configuration… McCain is the pig. I thought this much was obvious. He is bloated and white and bulbous (for heroic and patriotic reasons I must add). Put that up on the stage for a town hall style talk and… snore, people grab for their remotes looking for reruns of Hogan’s Heroes. Bring in the Alaskan milf, however, with her Japanese, rimless glasses, and yes, lipstick, to stare adoringly at the old man, and those “town hall” meeting don’t seem that bad. Never mind her foreign policy is based squarely on rubber stamping approval for oil drilling dictated to her by our oil overlords.
Don’t act so offended, you know what I’m saying is true. The GOP campaign has long paraded Cindy McCain, the ex beauty queen, on stage to nod approvingly at the old man while he prattled on. But in the end, Cindy wasn’t cutting it for those hip, younger voters (sorry Cindy). We’ve got to have something to look at.
In conclusion, you may all be having fantasies of Palin while you sit in the harvesters, but how far can that fantasy go when the old man pops in for the inevitable three way… creepy.
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