The Bush Plan to Jump Start the Economy by George W. Bush

Fellow Americans, there’s some who say that the skies are gettin cloudy in the economic sense of things in the country, but I’m here to prove them wrong. What is clouds anyway but big fluffy cotton in the sky… but dark… kind of like batman.

So they’re saying that people are getting kicked out of their homes and that gas is too high, but I’m here today before you to present to you the American people a economic… strategy, a real economic shot in the arm straight from the Allmighty. Here, let me tell you about it:

It starts with one person (me)- the initial recruiter – who is at the apex of the pyramid (that means the top). This person recruits a second person, my friend Dick, who is required to “invest” $100 which is paid to the initial recruiter (me). In order for Dick to make money back, he must recruit more people under him, each of who will also have to invest $100. If Dick gets 10 more people to invest, this person will make $900 with just a $100 investment… I know it’s complicated, but stay with me.

The 10 new people become recruiters and each one is required to enlist an additional 10 people, resulting in a total of 100 more people. Each of those 100 new recruits are also obliged to pay $100 to the person who recruited him or her; recruiters get a profit of all of the money received minus the initial $100 paid to the person who recruited them… so on and so forth until everyone is covered by the plan. The earning potential is unlimited, I think you’d agree. Something way better than social security.

Here’s a diagram to help you visualize. Now look at it and squint and it’s bound to make scents.

God Bless America.

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